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lol...see i say they should invent hit counters for balls and pussies (and asses, whateva) just for those of us who can't keep track.
and a "fuck beast of the year" should be elected.
and getting back to the thread. i don't think queen elisabeth would brag with how much humping, sucking, moaning she did, so neither will i
but it does make me wonder if her royal pearl necklaces were better than mine
I'm in college (sixth year, still don't have a BA) so I've done a fair amount of damage, but I reckon the number would be more if I would manage to stay single for more than 6 months.
I'm guessing somewhere between 35-45. I stopped counting when one girl asked for the "number" and wouldn't sleep with me because of it. At least now I don't have to lie when I say I haven't kept track - in a while.
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I've never kept a number but I was a house DJ at a club in a semi large city of a good club and had my pick for 4 years, plus 4 years of college, and 3 years in the Army, so I'm thinking in the 70's but I never kept track just a wild guess