Has the odd ability to always find himself under falling anvils.
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I know how hard this can be for you girls, so I'd like to volunteer my services.
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you play Guitar Hero naked... I play REAL guitar topless!
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swallowing certainly gets easier the more you do it... not liking the messiness of facials myself, I've gotten good at the swallow. If he shoots deep, you barely even taste it.
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I'll bust a nut on a girl's tramp stamp...now it's a Scamp stamp!
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sideways 69 style is probably easier. there's more length on the underside as you have probably figured out by now, so grabbing my ass and diving to the base from that angle means you don't have to go quite as deep. Once your chin is in my pelvis I'll be too distracted to notice that the top of your mouth hasn't reached my balls yet.
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my vagina is beautiful and scampr should see it daily!
I really don't like the whole 69 thing anymore because my wife evidently doesn't wash her ass, so not only am I being smothered with pussy, it smells like shit.
Having said that, take my advice and WASH YOUR ASSHOLES, women.