Post the most *OFFENSIVE* jokes you know

[Wood Dragon]

How are children like cellphones?








If you've lost one and haven't found it in a couple days, chances are it's probably dead.

[Wood Dragon]

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On St. Patrick's Day, everyone wants to be Irish.
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What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
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What do Jewish pedophiles say? "Hey kid, want to buy some candy?"
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So I was balls deep in this guy thrusting as hard as I could when I reached around to give him a hand job. Guess what? That fucker had an erection. What a Queer.
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What's the difference between jam and jelly? I don't jelly my cock down a bitches throat.
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What's the difference between a British man and his girlfriend? His girlfriend has a higher testosterone count.
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How do you know if a Chinese person robs your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? Drowns.
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What did the little Mexican boy get for Christmas? My bike.
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What was good about the million man march? Only three people missed work.
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What's the best part of sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.

[mindshift42]

What happens every time they ring the Taco Bell?







A Mexican angel gets it's wings.

[ITG]

How do you get an Italian girl pregnant?



Jack off in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

[MrGoutHimself]

The Pope.

[Wood Dragon]

Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same.


Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

[d_b_99]

Why is it bad to be both black and Jewish?






They make you sit at the back of the oven.

[knivesout]

How do you get a faggot to Fuck a woman?

-Fill her cunt with shit
-G.C. r.i.p.

[Mrs. September]

Three black girls walk into a talent agent's office. They say they have a great new act for him. One plays Mozart on the harp, while another poses naked on a couch, while the third paints her portrait. The talent agent says, that could work, what are you called?

Nig-ger Cunts.

[Wood Dragon]

Gay Ray goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says, "Ray, I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS."
Ray is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"
"Eat 1 curry sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts,1/2 box of Grape nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
Ray asks bewildered, "Will that cure me, Doc? "
Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."