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Old 03-17-2010, 09:04 PM
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Last night I found a young homeless girl hidden amognst the bins. She was dirty and smelled terrible, but I knew under that grime was a pretty girl. I took her in and bathed her, as I toweled her down I became aroused. One thing led to another and before I knew it I was frantically fucking her on the bathroom floor.... at one point I was banging her so hard that you'd think she was still alive.
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Old 03-18-2010, 08:55 AM
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Old 03-18-2010, 10:58 AM
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Old 03-18-2010, 01:45 PM
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Old 03-18-2010, 06:20 PM
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Old 03-18-2010, 06:21 PM
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lmao, just sit beer all over my wall reading that
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Old 03-18-2010, 11:52 PM
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Old 03-18-2010, 11:54 PM
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Old 03-18-2010, 11:56 PM
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