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Fever · #1 09-02-2009, 03:07 PM

Was wondering what were some of the best real life pranks/scams you've all played; successful or not, funny or not.
Most of mine are all pretty standard - plastic wrap toilet seats, icy hot jock straps, etc. but there was one that got a little out of hand.

A buddy in college was dealing with some excessive partying issues (substances), so we set him up with a fake 'connection' to essentially collect the rent he owed, maybe scare him straight a little, and get a few laughs - a sketchy dude some of us played pick up basketball with would pretend to be hustling some product to him, and we would all pop out of the closet and crack on him once he handed over the cash.
We're all set up, the guy shows up (with a very LARGE brutha of his), and when my guy opens the door, all we can hear is a scuffle, and open the door to see him knocked the fuck out. Seems our boy had a run in a couple weeks earlier in a club with the dudes friend and to make a long story short, we all got bruised and essentially jacked for all the cash we had.

MrGoutHimself · #2 09-02-2009, 03:31 PM

This year for April Fool's Day I created a second SMTP account for the phone guy and named it Donna.HisLastName (his name is Don, his last name is obfuscated because he's a pussy). I then had several people in the building throughout the day email to Donna.HisLastName and wish him luck on his gender reassignment surgery. It was classic, but all the better when I heard him on the phone with his JAP girlfriend worried that he couldn't email his boss (at another site) because he was afraid it would show up as Donna.HisLastName on her email.

-SRD

#3 09-02-2009, 03:36 PM

I don't think I ever did anything that cool, but when I was in 7'th grade I wrote love letters as a girl in my class to one of my neighbors through the mail. She pissed me off somehow and I knew she had a crush on him. I made them very erotic and drew pictures and sprayed it with perfume. The guy and his friends tortured the girl and they never figured it out. It was fun.

kool.inc · #4 09-02-2009, 07:18 PM

You guys are way more wicked, smarter, epic or whatever than I ever was or can hope to be...

Boon · #5 09-02-2009, 07:38 PM

Oh, this is classic! So went to one of those comedy clubs with the hypnotists. I happen to know the hypnotist and urged him to pick my buddy. So buddy gets up on stage with all the others, and hypno at one point singles buddy out and gets him to think all dudes are actually hot chicks. So buddy is like pawing on dudes. The whole thing was supposed to wear off when the hypno said some "magic words". For some reason, it didn't stop, so now Predator24 always ends up seeking hot chicks with dicks.

(rimshot)

jljones83 · #6 09-02-2009, 07:40 PM

When i worked at 7-11, this asshat started to work there who lived in a sober living house, avoiding jail with rehab. the guy was a total asshole who would go do heroin in the bathroom on shift, sleep for half an hour in the shitter, and for some reason, once opened a 10lb bag of hot cocoa powder into the air in the bathroom, then refused to clean it, saying it wasn't him.
so, this shithead used to buy clean piss from some kid for his drug tests and have it delivered to work in a soda bottle. it was gross, because it would sit in the back all day, a bottle of piss. one day i came in on my day off, and my friend was working with this cocksucker. said cocksucker was off shooting dope in the bathroom, and was going to be in there for a while, so i poured out his clean piss, and pissed in the bottle. this doesn't seem so bad, but realize i smoke a shit ton of weed. he wasn't working there much longer.

Predator24 · #7 09-02-2009, 08:57 PM

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That explains the 15 minutes I can't remember that night

Expletive · #8 09-02-2009, 10:15 PM

1985 Howard Johnson Miami, I believe it was during the summer, I tripped the fire alarm; all on account that I GOT LOST IN THE HOTEL, and landed on a service floor, thus after a bit of exploring, i thought i saw something moving in the darkness, went ape shit and punched the fire alarm--- fuck it I was 8 years old.

Fever · #9 09-02-2009, 10:31 PM

I have a few involving explosives around the neighborhood (mailboxes & bird baths, etc.) but the best was on a Saturday during traffic school when I was seventeen. I'm old enough to remember when you could mail order powder fixins' for fireworks; so a buddy and I made up what would be considered pipe bombs today, and one was about a six inch piece of cardboard tube that was meant for a mortar launch that we just packed with powder and a foot long slow fuse.
We rode around with it in my car for about two months afraid to set it off.
But as we were coming out for the lunch break during traffic school, and everyone was walking into downtown for lunch, he ducked into a construction site and put this thing in a port-o-pot, and we waited and waited from about 50 feet away, but then got nervous when people were walking by, and figured it was a dud and we'd get it on the way back. We got into a sub shop a couple blocks away when we heard sirens, and jammed back to see the fiberglass shell lifter off the base and blue water patterned around the yard. If we would've been anywhere near, like we planned, we would've been busted for sure.

jcaf41 · #10 09-03-2009, 02:08 AM

pretty tame - but it had me cracking up for a while. Guy I worked with his last name was Gartland. So on his keyboard I switched the G with an F so everytime he typed a email with his name (granted he did not have a signature block) it was showing up and being sent out to everyone as Fartland. Very juvenile I know, but had him laughing after he started getting calls to the exact same name.