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03-02-2009, 09:26 AM
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All my posts are not indicative of what I like, but rather a smattering of what I find. Society dictates what they feel is acceptable, not me. 
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#112
03-02-2009, 05:34 PM
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Little Susie was walking up the stairs in church one day. As the priest
was walking by, he looked up and noticed that Little Susie was not wearing any panties. He called her over and gave her $20 and said, "Little Susie, take this money and buy yourself some panties. It's not good to walk around without any panties on." Little Susie then went home and gave the money to her mother and asked her mother to buy panties for her. When her mother asked where Little Susie got the money from, Little Susie explained what happened. Upon hearing how Little Susie got the money, her mother rushed to her room, whipped off her panties, and put on one of her shortest dresses. Then she ran out to the church. As soon as she saw the priest coming, she began to walk up the stairs. The priest noticed her and called her down. Little Susie's mother did not want to show that she was expecting anything, so she walked back to the priest very calmly. The priest then gave her $1 and said, "Take this money and for God's Sakes, buy yourself a razor!"
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#113
03-02-2009, 05:34 PM
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What's the difference between a sheep and a door?
You can't bang a door in the middle of a field. What's the difference between an ironing board and a blonde? It's hard to get an ironing board's legs open. Q. Why are they having so much trouble finding a cure for AIDS? A. The scientists can't get the little mice to butt fuck. Definition of an Aeroplane Blonde: A woman who has bleached her hair but she still has a black box. What is 6.9? A delightful activity interrupted by a period.
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#114
03-02-2009, 05:35 PM
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There once was a girl named Jill
Who used dynamite for a thrill They found her vagina In South Carolina And bits of her tits in Brazil There once was a lady named Dot Who lived off of pig shit and snot When she ran out of these She ate the green cheese That she grew on the sides of her twat
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03-02-2009, 05:37 PM
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A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no" he replies. "Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?" "Well, as a matter of fact there s. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."
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03-02-2009, 07:32 PM
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How do you fit 1000 jews into a car?
You put 'em in the ashtray!
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#118
03-02-2009, 07:40 PM
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What's the different between a pizza and a Jew?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if your name was "Awrrarrawrrraw."
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#119
03-02-2009, 08:52 PM
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#120
03-02-2009, 09:43 PM
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My girlfriend said she wanted twelve inches and she wanted it to hurt... so I fucked her twice and punched her in the cooter.
What is 18" long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? Crib death. What's blue and never fits properly? A dead epileptic. Why can't black kids play in the sandbox? The cats keep burying them. What's the worst part of having a baby? Your dick will smell like diapers for a week. Why do black people walk around with headaches all the time? They're too proud to pick the cottonball out of the Asprin bottle.
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