04-17-2009, 11:30 PM
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I'm no alien, but I am illegal in 50 states.
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If I were a chick I'd let him fuck me in the asssssssssssssssssssssssss.
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04-17-2009, 11:35 PM
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Shoot first, ask questions NEVER!
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I'd ask him why he never got a blow job by kitt. Shit that car had everything.....
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IT'S CODE FOR LET ME STICK MY DICK IN YOUR ASS!
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04-17-2009, 11:41 PM
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This is the Thunderdome, so suck my tiny e-dick motherfucker!!!!!
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...everything except the ability to turn the steering wheel completely around with only one hand.
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04-17-2009, 11:43 PM
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This is the man that brought you Baywatch. A show that i am sure you jerked off to.
And by ushering in the Baywatch era, also brought you a young Pam Anderson might i add.
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04-17-2009, 11:43 PM
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paris gave me herpes
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But you have an ass now.
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04-17-2009, 11:45 PM
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I'm no alien, but I am illegal in 50 states.
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My ass is currently occupied by Nazi Germany.
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04-17-2009, 11:47 PM
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your ass is an Auschwitz gas chamber
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04-17-2009, 11:48 PM
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I'm no alien, but I am illegal in 50 states.
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Join Date: Jul 2008
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Are you saying there are dead Jews in my ass?
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The woods are lovely, dark and deep,But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
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04-17-2009, 11:49 PM
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This is the Thunderdome, so suck my tiny e-dick motherfucker!!!!!
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Does the parade up your ass include the tri-axled Mercedes?
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