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Frothy Afterbirth · #**2671** 02-24-2021, 09:28 PM

I was a witness to incest as a kid.

"Witness", not participant.

I can never get that fucker out my memory of him just noticing me walking around a corner, then turned his head to say, "mmm it tastes like milk".

Goddam motherfucker

*I was not a victim either. Only my fucking eyes.

amtronic · #**2672** 03-01-2021, 10:25 AM

With COVID my wife and I had a conversation about last wishes. My main desire was for her to slip two bags of Orville Redenbacher popcorn into my pants pockets. If I'm going to hell I got a snack, and if not, the guys running the crematorium do. Also for her to sit on my face full bush because that would prove 100% I really was dead. And again, I got a snack. Always thinking ahead I am.

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The Godfather · #**2673** 03-02-2021, 08:50 AM

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Solid Soliloquy

Curmudgeonx · #**2674** 03-06-2021, 07:41 AM

For those not in a legal state or be bothered with obtaining a medical card - Delta 8 edibles work well, very comparable to the illegal. Slightly less intense for slightly less time.

MadamMeow · #**2675** 03-08-2021, 06:11 AM

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If we weren't in CoVid times where everything needs to be wrapped & sanitized, it would be hilarious to put that in the office candy dish.

amtronic · #**2676** 03-11-2021, 10:22 AM

I got my COVID shot the other day, and I have a question -- these gills that I am growing, are they good for salt and fresh water? I live in Florida, and it would be very handy if it were both.

The upside to this is when I am dining at the Golden Triangle, I won't have to come up for air.....

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amtronic · #**2677** 03-16-2021, 10:14 AM

So I been rubbing them out recently to this porn chick named Zoe Parker, and when I did a search for new flicks of her getting her twat pounded into rare roast beef, I find out that she died. As in in real life, she ain't alive any more. Now my climaxes are twice as hard, I think because I don't have to feel guilty about objectifying some girl that could have her feelings hurt 10 years from now.
Anyway, my favorite flick is Bratty Sister, where she is a step sister who wrestles with her step brother and his penis just "accidentally" slips in her love canal. I know, hasn't that happened to each of us, guys?

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MadamMeow · #**2678** 03-16-2021, 08:06 PM

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Kinda shocked her GoFundMe only raised $350. That's about the equivalent of my $0 raised one, but converted to porn dollars.

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The Godfather · #**2679** 03-27-2021, 09:15 PM

Had to fire the A/C up today. In a few weeks or so it will be 20° hotter and it will be a total waste of energy use.

Here comes the Sun.

amtronic · #**2680** 03-30-2021, 10:30 AM

"...So if you compare males and females, starting from the rear, from back to front, both have anuses, OK? But moving forward, women have a vagina, basically a void or open area. Men don't. If fact, men have so much stuff in that area there's not enough room for it all, we have stuff hanging on the outside. So men have no frame of reference at all to having a hard, stiff, throbbing cock rammed into them repeatedly, until they scream and gush over with a shuddering climax, their insides awash in hot sticky baby batter. But to answer your question, the auto parts place is three blocks down, turn right, and it's on your left."