01-03-2012, 01:50 PM
The Master gives the gift of control. The slave gives the gift of submission.
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Happy Birthday ya big weirdo.
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Joe 1961-2012 miss you buddy
01-03-2012, 02:03 PM
Have a good one! Even if you don't like me.
01-03-2012, 04:17 PM
inextricably bound up with perception
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Happy Birthday Dude!!!
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I take pizza seriously.
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9/11 was an inside job from the Roswell aliens and the Loch Ness Monster
01-03-2012, 05:38 PM
thanks assholes!
01-03-2012, 06:16 PM
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Happy Birthday you fucking sick sticky bastard!
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"I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
01-03-2012, 06:16 PM
the burning and itching has stopped
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wow Foetus you sure have some real good friends here on this board...lol anyways Happy Birthday Dude.
01-03-2012, 06:30 PM
Consume me.
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^ I don't think he likes you.
01-03-2012, 07:02 PM
I perform ILLUSIONS! "Tricks" are what a whore does for money
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Don't listen to this one. He's a cunt
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R.I.P The Snake
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Damn you Eccles! *shakes fist*
Nothing I post is mine
01-03-2012, 08:05 PM
the burning and itching has stopped
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Eccles SUCK MY DICK. YOU BITCH
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01-03-2012, 09:54 PM
Flatus, I wrote you a poem. Actually, I'm making this up as we go along. Anyway...
Flatus is sick.
And sometimes a prick.
He has a small dick.
Flatus is disgusting.
His diaper is busting.
With butthole concussing.
Flatus is old.
His penis has mold.
And old-lady fold.
Happy Birthday, Flatus. I <3 you in a very distant and noncommital way.
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