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He obviously didn't love her, as he dumped her in the woods. True love requires a decent burial, in a shallow grave, right next to the dead hookers, for Pete's sake.
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^^^ Maybe she broke up with him, and it became a crime of passion. Aha!
True story, as a kid, a group of us came across a blow-up doll that was dumped in the desert. It really does freak you out for a moment, until you realize what it is.
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In Chicago, we have these blue garbage cans marked recycling. If you put the doll in one it could go in either of the following directions. The recycle guys take it and are happy that it isn't another dead baby, or they drag it out and put a large orange sticker on it saying, "Not Recyclable". Hilarity ensues either way. Throw in a heaping helping of Chicago Police.
Yeah, yeah tits or GTFO.
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When in doubt, go with fire.
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