04-23-2010, 08:41 PM
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gimmebeer or gimmepussy
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: behind you!
Posts: 12,851
Credits: 190,077
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Megadouche once almost won the nobel prize , with his cock
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ALL my links are borrowed from someone nicer than me
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04-23-2010, 09:30 PM
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stalker destroyer
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: AFC North
Posts: 3,875
Credits: 35,457
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MEGADOUCHE's cock doesn't always drink beer, but when it does, it prefers Dos Equis.
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Joe TheSNakE 1961-2012
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04-24-2010, 01:49 AM
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Megadouche's cock doubles as an inflatable life boat. It saves lives.
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04-24-2010, 01:51 AM
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Moderator
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Boogie Down
Posts: 24,302
Credits: 79,168,261
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One time I was drowning and Mega threw me a line. His cock. It does save lives.
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I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god
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Originally Posted by pisceschef
Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mr.brownfella
Hail, too the King!
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04-24-2010, 03:29 AM
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Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs?
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 25,803
Credits: 651,147
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I got stuck because of the Icelandic volcano and Mega helped me get home, with his cock.
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04-24-2010, 04:40 AM
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I perform ILLUSIONS! "Tricks" are what a whore does for money
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: London, England
Posts: 33,987
Credits: 988,070
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Mega got a girl pregnant...with his cock
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MrGoutHimself
You're a douche. But you're our douche, so fuck 'em.
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R.I.P The Snake
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Originally Posted by Pobs
Damn you Eccles! *shakes fist*
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Nothing I post is mine
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04-24-2010, 05:00 AM
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I know my behavior can be... *erratic* sometimes
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Hellbound!
Posts: 6,927
Credits: 49,975
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Mega once made me a birthday cake.... with his cock.
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RIP Joe "The Snake"
Quote:
Originally Posted by predator24
You should be so lucky to have Pobs mount you and destroy your mangina with his monster cock!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by brodiemaxx
Pobs= pimp
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None of these links are mine.
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04-24-2010, 05:02 AM
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I perform ILLUSIONS! "Tricks" are what a whore does for money
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: London, England
Posts: 33,987
Credits: 988,070
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Mega once mixed concrete...with his cock.
He has since regretted this decision.
But he is now always hard
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MrGoutHimself
You're a douche. But you're our douche, so fuck 'em.
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R.I.P The Snake
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Originally Posted by Pobs
Damn you Eccles! *shakes fist*
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Nothing I post is mine
Last edited by Eccles : 04-24-2010 at 05:03 AM.
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04-24-2010, 05:15 AM
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I know my behavior can be... *erratic* sometimes
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Hellbound!
Posts: 6,927
Credits: 49,975
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Mega once beat off Attila the Hun and his army..... with his cock.
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RIP Joe "The Snake"
Quote:
Originally Posted by predator24
You should be so lucky to have Pobs mount you and destroy your mangina with his monster cock!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by brodiemaxx
Pobs= pimp
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None of these links are mine.
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04-24-2010, 05:20 AM
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I perform ILLUSIONS! "Tricks" are what a whore does for money
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: London, England
Posts: 33,987
Credits: 988,070
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Mega caused an international incident involving the Catholic church and an eight year old boy; with his cock
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MrGoutHimself
You're a douche. But you're our douche, so fuck 'em.
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R.I.P The Snake
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pobs
Damn you Eccles! *shakes fist*
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Nothing I post is mine
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