I have won the lifetime achievement award... twice.
Join Date: Sep 2007
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When I was the boss I fucked several employees. That's what happens when you put a 21 year old dude in charge of something...we hire sluts and have sex with them.
Later, when I worked as a server at a restaurant I fucked one of the managers. She was pretty much the bottom rung of the ladder, but technically she was still a boss. Good times, she was pretty hot and kind of a freak. Lasted for about a month, her boss caught wind and she got the cease and desist. Didn't bother me, it was just a time passing job until I started school again.
Let's get drunk today. Let's get high tonight. Maybe in the morning things will be alright.
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I got a bj from one of my bosses at my last job. She had quit and wanted to hang out so I went over to watch a movie. After the first 20 minutes, she asked if I wanted to watch porn with her. Weird, but cool. About 5 min or so in she sees me adjust myself to attempt to hide my boner and asks to see it. She sucks me off, then tells me if I wanna wait around another 30 min, her husband would be home and we could have a threesome. I sat there and thought about it for about 5 min before leaving. I got scared dude would get all cock hungry and try to grab my junk. And that, my friends, is the closest I've been to a threesome. Now you can close your hymnals and return them to the pew as you leave. May the Lord bless you.
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fuck all of you. i'm sending him dick pics.
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LOL Brodie! You're awesome...and probably high.
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Well, never had sex with a boss or teacher, but have had sex with employees when I was their boss. I'm actually ashamed to some extent but with me being a boss I have done the deed with 8 different employees...and no not one of them got a raise. But in my defense I did end up marrying one of them, then divorcing them as well.
Nope, can't say that I have ever actually boned a boss or a teacher. There were a couple of teachers in High School that I would of loved to have porked, but unfortunately our teaches weren't the kind to fuck the students. Or at least that I knew about.
As far bosses go, I can't say that I've ever actually had a female boss that I woud fuck. Only had one or two and they were some rough looking ole ladies.
My wife's a teacher, so I've had sex with a teacher, but it's been more rape than any of these cases where little horny 12 or 13 year olds get to put their peckerwoods into something hot and juicy like that Debbie LaFavre bitch.
Never had sex with a boss, but a girl once gave me a blowjob so I wouldn't write her up for being $50 short in her register till.
-SRD
i had to, could'nt help it, she had 42 DDD's, when everyone else got a ham for the christmas bonus i got, a ham, bottle of champange and an incredible set of crystal picture frames, that currently have pictures of my family in them.
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Was an assistant manager at a fast food restaurant in a kind of a lower income area. The girls working there thought nothing of giving oral & fucking at the drop of a hat, even fucked a couple in the ass.
The store manager was just as bad. I would meet her on nights that she would close, and we would fuck for hours.
The district manager found out what was going on - the manager was transfered & she canned my ass.
Still saw the manager (and some of the employees) after.
When I was younger, I used to work at Wendy's. I didn't get to fuck her, but my boss did blow me. I was 18 and she was in her early 40's. No bad, but it wasn't anything to write Penthouse about.
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