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evil420dick · #1 06-05-2016, 04:56 PM

evil420dick · #2 06-05-2016, 04:57 PM

#3 06-05-2016, 07:06 PM

People used to say that George W. had a robot clone I think to make assassination attempts harder, this looks like that.

What a dumb cunt.

Vodkaman · #4 06-05-2016, 10:56 PM

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I doubt it if there was such a thing it would be sold on Amazon. BTW I just looked not there.

#5 06-06-2016, 03:55 AM

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Of course you can't buy presidential robot clones on Amazon, we're not supposed to know they exist.

Now Selena Gomez love dolls...that would probably be on Amazon if they existed.

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Upon further investigation...well, they're not big enough for Amazon, but they provide instructions for turning your couch into a "love doll".

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Vodkaman · #6 06-06-2016, 05:33 PM

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My couch pillows weren't deep enough kept bottoming out into a nasty spring

#7 06-06-2016, 08:21 PM

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In this day of age, you could totally sue those high school kids for suggesting it.

EDIT: No joke my ex and his friends used to make hang out with a kid that cut a hole in a Samantha Fox poster back in the day and put a sponge behind it to do just this. Kid never lived it down.

Elston Gunn · #8 06-06-2016, 08:23 PM

what is she? a fucking shape shifter? First it's a skirt at her knees, then it's a dress to her ankles .... same people, same sidewalk. W T F ?

#9 06-06-2016, 08:40 PM

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That's what I was getting at with the robot theory! Have two of them walking around at once so you don't know which one is the real one (if either of them are even the real one).

You see, no matter how how hard she tries, and she tries hard, she will always be labeled the girl Justin Bieber cheated on instead of being the girl that cheated on Justin Bieber which would have made her the winner.

And she's desperate to try to make everyone forget about it.