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^^^should have been an option in the poll.
personally I'd huff/ingest some paint thinner whilst belting out 'sound of music' tunes but whatever, same concept.
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8 May those who seek the help of others for deliverance of carpetmunching say,
"The blessing of my TITS be upon you;
we bless you in the name of the DSF."
does masturbating in your car in the garage while it's running count as autoerotic asficciation?
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Navin: I had the craziest fantasy that I could rise up and float right down the end of this coronet, right through here, through these valves, right along this tube, and right up against your lips and give you a kiss.
Marie: Why didn't you?
Navin: I didn't want to get spit on me.
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Let me get you some duct tape so none of it escapes.
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Let's get drunk today. Let's get high tonight. Maybe in the morning things will be alright.
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Tried pills once, and I'm dumb so it didn't work. Last feb I was gonna jump, but got too scared since I'm very afraid of heights. So next time, lots of booze, lots of coke, and I'm off the bridge. See you fuckers on the other side!
but not for a while. you'll have to put up with me for now
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You know what ten grand feels like in your pocket? It feels like a third cock.
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fuck all of you. i'm sending him dick pics.
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LOL Brodie! You're awesome...and probably high.
I'M STUCK IN A SIG BOX!!! HELP ME! IT'S BRODIEMAXX!!!
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haha i tried once with a 38 revolver. one bullet. i put the gun to my head and pulled the trigger three times... opened it up and the bullet was in the last chamber. so with that and numerous other times i believe i may have cheated death, that was the last time i took any of those thoughts that far.