09-08-2015, 01:54 PM
That time of the year again.
Wishing you the best darling!
09-08-2015, 03:14 PM
You can find me hiding my face in bush, lady bush that is.
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Happy birthday dooooosh.
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09-08-2015, 04:48 PM
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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Happy bday MegaD from a newb
09-08-2015, 06:22 PM
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
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Happy Birthday Bitch
...but why isn't your name on the bottom of the page. If you're getting old and you know it clap your hands.
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09-08-2015, 08:07 PM
I'm in it to win it. alot.
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I would bang you so fucking hard right now.
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Fuck you been?
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You're not a noob. Just kidding, you're a fuckton of noob. Can't even spell noob.
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I have no clue what you are rambling aboot, but I will graciously accept your heartfelt birthday well-wishing.
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09-08-2015, 11:05 PM
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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You're not a noob. Just kidding, you're a fuckton of noob. Can't even spell noob.
It was a play on word MegaD (Mega and D) Newb (new and b). ahhh never mind I blame this on he weed too.
09-08-2015, 11:55 PM
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Happy birthday mega douchebagger.
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09-09-2015, 07:50 PM
The Master gives the gift of control. The slave gives the gift of submission.
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On your birthday
Don't you hate it when all your joints ache?
All those candles are crushing your cake?
It just leads to depression
So change your expression
And party on for Pete's sake!
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09-13-2015, 11:47 PM
DON'T even think about reading
this book. It is full of lies! LIES I SAY!
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Hope it was douche-tastic
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09-08-2019, 10:41 AM
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Hope you have a fantastic day. A lot.
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