Here is a new game, Ruin the wish. Here is how it is played:
[First person: I wish For a new skate board]
Then the next poster ruins the wish like this.
[Second Person: Wish granted, but it is missing the wheels...
Then the second person adds a new wish and, so on.
Now I will start.
I wish for a maid to clean my house while I'm at work.
Ok fuckers, now grant & ruin it for me. Then make your own!
EDIT: If you see someone has answered and beat you to it, delete your post and try to answer that person.