12-31-2014, 11:59 AM
Xenophobia is a hardwired cognitive disposition that is impervious to empirical modification
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How to Pick Up Madam Meow Game
Post your best (or worst) pick up line and see if Madam Meow takes the bait!
Because it's Christmas:
"Hey, if a fat man puts you in a sack tonight, don't worry. I told him all I wanted for Christmas was you!"
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Link? Isn't that the asshole from Zelda?
Lunatic fringe.
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Reason: Can't fucking spell.
12-31-2014, 12:46 PM
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Creepy sexy, I'd bite.
Maybe even crawl in the bag too.
I love this game.
12-31-2014, 07:10 PM
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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"if beauty were time you would be eternity"
12-31-2014, 08:01 PM
The future is unwritten, but I'm illustrating it now.
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"I think you're attractive and I'd like to have sex with you."
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I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
12-31-2014, 08:02 PM
The future is unwritten, but I'm illustrating it now.
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I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
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12-31-2014, 09:10 PM
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No.
I wanted to give negative rep for answers that didn't work, but that song is funny as hell and I could have sang the girl part at people fo' sho'. I can't negative rep you if I lol for real.
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This would work even though I would think you are lying, but I would appreciate the effort.
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That would work definitely make sure there would BJ in the mix for that.
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12-31-2014, 09:19 PM
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot I only exist when you need something.
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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
or
"I'm between outbreaks if you want to do something later."
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The moment I saw her yawn, I knew she was the one for me .
ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
Credit to all uploaders whose content I steal
12-31-2014, 09:23 PM
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Chloroform = Hot.
Outbreaks = Not.
Rep is evened out.
12-31-2014, 10:52 PM
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If you don't knock on the doors you don't sell the encyclopedias.
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I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
01-01-2015, 10:30 AM
As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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I only have cheesy ones that are best used after you are both naked in bed together/recuperating.
"Want to be a fireman and slide down my pole?"
and
"Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Richard.
Richard who?
Richard Cranium, but you can call him Dickhead for short."
etc.
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
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