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Old 12-21-2009, 11:32 PM
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Old 12-22-2009, 12:04 PM
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I bet they'd disqualify you if you shat in the beaker, Suz, so no logs allowed.

What I'm worried about is the "verify it's sperm." I don't produce sperm, but I can cum buckets (hurts my glans like hell when the handle pops out, but I digress). Do they want sperm or semen? Can you keep the beaker in the freezer to prevent evaporation and spoilage (and to kill sperm if you're not me so these sick bastards don't turn you into a one-man sperm bank)?
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Old 12-22-2009, 01:16 PM
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just a little figuring to find now many time you would need to yank on it to make 5 L

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so going by the 10ml max amount and there are 1000 ml in a L means a guy would have to jerk a load 100 times for a L. that means 500 tugfests to get 5L. either you would have one super huge arm or if you are a pro you may have both arms working full speed to get them 5L of swimmers
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Old 12-22-2009, 01:34 PM
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Old 12-22-2009, 01:53 PM
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Old 12-22-2009, 04:19 PM
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