01-26-2009, 09:59 PM
Jessica Simpson in 'Mom Jeans' Performing at the 99.9 Kiss Country 24th Annual Chili
01-26-2009, 10:59 PM
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Who the fuck is that....she looks like she ate Jessica Simpson...What the fuck has she done to herself, how does Tony Romo fuck that when he could get the hottest ass on the planet?
01-27-2009, 12:29 AM
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well there goes her career! all she had was her looks and it looks like she's been hitting the fried Twinkies in Texas.
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01-27-2009, 07:57 AM
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Wow. Maybe we can give her the benefit of the doubt that shes pregnant?
I wonder what her father thinks?
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01-27-2009, 11:56 AM
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fuck i want some fried twinkies.....
o yeah, im not feeling those pants either............
id still hit it tho......................
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01-27-2009, 12:24 PM
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This just in:
Joe Simpson was overheard saying "So she's gained a couple pounds... my daughter is still very fuckable, IMO."
01-27-2009, 05:29 PM
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Dude, forget about the mom jeans and the fat rolls, WTF happened to her face...?
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she ain't pregnant, she to selfish to have a kid. And plus he dad want's to be the father of her first kid. She got fat, thats it......thats what she gets for lving on nothing but her looks.......because she ain't an actress her last movie made 30k and cost a few mil to make, if she wasn't good looking she would be some fat a Texas golddigging bitch.
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01-27-2009, 08:05 PM
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Ewwwww so jiggly.
Usually she can get away with it because it all goes to the right place
but this...this is horrible....eeks. I'm so disappointed
01-28-2009, 03:59 AM
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Crappy photoshop attempt.
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