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You waited a year and a half for that to be your first post? 17 months and that is the best you can do? In a thread this old? Did you work on this for a month, trying all the various permutations to see which would have the most zip? Perhaps you and several friends got together and tried out various zingers on each other and chose this post with care.
Or maybe you suck.
Either way, togtfo.