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Old 07-31-2010, 09:20 PM
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I heard you could just substitute a dildo in Michael J. Fox's hand for a Sybian.
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Old 08-01-2010, 05:20 PM
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dude i wanna try one.
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Old 08-01-2010, 07:11 PM
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Michael J. Fox's hand??!? Sick fucker.
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Old 08-03-2010, 11:00 PM
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if you use adam and eve be ready to get email spammed all the damn time. I ordered something from them a couple years ago and the emails were insane. But they do have some great deals. Bought the mrs a toy that she didn't like, so hooray for me!
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Old 08-04-2010, 05:25 AM
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ANother example of why the dood and the chick should shop together for sex toys.

No one ever listens to the creepy looking guy in the dirty trenchcoat at the ABS.

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Old 08-24-2011, 11:05 PM
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I'm bored so I'm bumping an old thread, sue me.

Another good source for toys is
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Lubes and toys not too badly priced.

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Great pricing, discreet shipping, nice selection.
I recommend the remote waterproof bullet from cheaplubes
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Grab her by the throat, put her up against the wall. Tease her till shes wet then slide it up in her. Then let her put on her panties and go out.

Hit the on/off and use the 10 different settings to wind her up in front of people. Don't let her go far enough to cum. Then after you get home throw her ass on the bed pull her dress up, panties down, slam fuck her hard (foreplay's already done, sweet!) when you're done and tell her to go make you a sammich and leave the dress on the floor you're enjoying the show.

She'll either look at you like a sex god or throw shit at you. Either way it wont be just another Saturday night.
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Old 08-24-2011, 11:19 PM
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Nothing out of the ordinary, just a good vibe selection. The gf loves hers.
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Old 08-25-2011, 11:08 AM
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You can buy a used car for the cost of one of these. I wanted one SO bad, but can't afford it.

Oh and by the way Amazon has everything else you could possibly want for cheaper,.

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Second (or actually first, since I said it back when this thread opened). Amazon has all kinds of toys, implements, lotions, potions and whatnot much cheaper than a sex shop. Plus, it comes in an Amazon box so you look smart and literate when the postman delivers your jalapeno lube and Stumpy the Inflatable Amputee.
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I just bought my gf a Hitachi Magic Wand - its great for both of us, but I think she would like to expand the selection of toys. . .. . any suggestions?
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