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Old 07-04-2010, 10:08 PM
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Old 07-04-2010, 11:12 PM
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I believe you meant "bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks".
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Old 07-05-2010, 01:16 AM
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Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
 

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If she's just eaten something hot (like spicy chicken from Wendy's or Thai food) insist on a double tooth brushing and listerine chaser before she blows you unless you want your dick burned off.
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Old 07-05-2010, 08:38 AM
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Old 07-05-2010, 03:30 PM
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Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
 

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Yeah, your mom hates it when I do that to her too.
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Old 07-05-2010, 04:01 PM
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Old 07-05-2010, 05:52 PM
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Old 07-06-2010, 09:44 AM
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Old 07-06-2010, 05:29 PM
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I always just tell her to make me some dinner and do it chop-chop.
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Old 10-22-2010, 07:34 AM
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