German had the fish, which he ate last night with a bottle of Chianti and fava beans. The Norwegian stole the Dane's horse to make cat food and the Swede got so blitzed on bier, he shot the Englishmen, which may or may not have been Pobs, just on principal. The Dane came home to find his horse missing, the German eating, the Englishman was dead, and with the Norwegian covered in blood, he began thinking that he killed the Englishman. That left the blitzed Swede. who he surmised killed his horse. So he beat the Swede to a blood pulp. Now the EU convicted the Swede for killing the Englishman, which everyone was happy he had, 1 less Limey, and the Dane for killing the Swede, which almost caused an International incident. The executed both the Dane and the Swede. The Norwegian, using the horse meat, joined up with the German to sell it on the American black market, moved to Switzerland and are now living as man and man in a gay marriage.
Did I get it right?
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