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03-16-2008, 11:11 AM
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Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team?
All of the Mexicans who can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.
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03-16-2008, 01:33 PM
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Whats the difference between a picnic table and a mexican?
A picnic table can support a family of four What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers What sound does a baby make in the blender? I dunno i was too busy jerking off Whats the difference between a sandwich and a baby? You don't fuck a sandwhich before you eat it You asked for it 
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03-17-2008, 05:01 AM
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A white priest is walking with a young boy in the forest, they walk for hours and hours, deeper and deeper into the woods and the young boy starts to cry. The priest looks at the boy and says 'Why are you crying? I have to walk back alone.'
What time is bed time at Micheal Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand. What do broccoli and anal sex have in common? If you don't like being forced to have it as a child, you'll hate it as an adult. See, I can be offensive and not racist.
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The Lord and I have an agreement. I stay out of his house, he stays out of mine. I know I'm not a praying man, but if you're up there, please help me Superman.
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03-17-2008, 08:22 PM
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Apologies in advance,
This Jewish father is sitting down at dinner with his family when his daughter asks... "Dad, I need fifty dollars for a new prom dress." Dad replies... "Forty dollars, what do you need Thirty dollars for?"
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03-17-2008, 08:59 PM
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What's the worst part about having sex with a 7 year old?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit. How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party? The cake jumps out of the girl. What would Princess Di be doing if she were alive today? Scratching at the lid of her coffin.
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A friend is someone who will help you move; A true friend is someone who will help you move the body
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03-19-2008, 04:40 AM
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what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
nothing you already told the bitch twice how do you baby sit a black baby?...put velcro on the ceiling...how do you get him down?...tell a mexican kid its a pinata what did hitler tell all the black jews? get to the back of the oven
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12-10-2008, 08:51 PM
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Jews are cheap.
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NOSY LITTLE FUCKER, AREN'T YOU?
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