DAE Need Advice?

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That one was awesome. I hope after being initially repulsed, she takes a second to let it sink in and maybe even "get" it.

What a cunt.

[Wood Dragon]

The Grinder

Remember when sex could be fun? This takes a lot of pressure off and lets partners concentrate on just enjoying the sensations of the moment.
Start with the phallic partner laying in the middle of the bed. The female gets on top, on all fours and grabs the penis and starts using her hand to grind it on her fun spots. Once it's hard she can keep guiding it with her hand or just grind on it free willy. <see what I did there>
Few cool things here.
1. The phallic partner doesn't have to be hard. (But soon will be)
2. The woman can do whatever she wants to with the dick. She wants to tease herself and build it slowly, no problem. Or go straight on the clit and get herself off quick, no ones gonna complain about that either.
3. The partner on the bottom gets a great show. Plus you get to hear all the wonderful gasps, moans, sharp breaths etc. Also the partner on the bottom is in a great place to play with her boobs or grab her hair and pull her head back and whisper nasty things in her ear.
Such as.
you look so fuckin hot.
keep grinding on me you filthy whore.
keep going don't you stop till I tell you to. (or don't stop til you cum for me 2 3 4 5 6 times etc.)
You get the idea.
Eventually things are gonna reach a peak. Then the woman can grab your long fella guide it inside (Another cool thing here is once you're in. It doesn't matter if you last two minutes or thirty) and ride till both of you are calling out to various deities, and then collapse in a heap together.

You're welcome, and as always happy fucking.

^^^Not that I haven't done it before, but for kicks I did this last night. I didn't get my hair pulled, but went to bed a happy kitten.

[Wood Dragon]

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Glad to be of help.

[PussyAddict]

Unsolicited advice: IF you find an asshole in the morening, you found another asshole while you were driving, you get to your job and there are more assholes.... then probably the asshole are you.

[Anonymous]

I suggest somebody give me some advice aboot my obsessive/compulsive behavior. Alot.

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=hIs5StN8J-0

This demonstrative video suggests that you should pick up an ugly meth addicted prostitute and not fuck her with your penis which will fuck with her head.

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How do I put this in my sig?

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I'm limited for the moment so if you need further assistance later, let me know.

Click the quote button under my post.

Copy all of it to your clip board.

Click user cp for your control panel. That's the screen Where you see your rep.

On the upper left of that screen, click something similar to "edit signature".

Paste the copied quote of mine in the box and click save.

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Didn't work. This is bullshit.