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Sorry, tiny, it's all a scam.
I'm between 6 1/2 and 7 inches, so I really have no need for these products, but being in college I got bet some decent cash I wouldn't try them. I did, like five different brands, and they're all just a massive marketing ploy. The only way to do it is surgery, and even that only lengthens you when you don't have a woody.
As for shooting for a better time, it's like weight training... work up to it. It has been scientifically proven --no joke-- that the more you flog the dolphin the longer you last on average. Looks like you have some work to do... cozy up next to a tissue box or a comfy sock, turn on the Playboy channel and get to it.
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Don't think you can length your penis size without plastic surgery.
For ejaculation time, if you mean stamina then just do a shit ton of Kegels everyday and you'll be set.
Also, if you really want to work at it grab a Fleshlight stamina training unit. It's basically a portable pussy with different ribbed internal and comes with a document on how to practice with it to achieve 'legendary' stamina.
I'll bust a nut on a girl's tramp stamp...now it's a Scamp stamp!
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this ought to be fuckin hilarious
There are some twisted fucks on this board. And I can't wait to see the psycho responses to this thread. Should be great.
I'm not feeling creative enough to come up with anything good though.
So I'll just be honest. Size depends on the hotness of the chick and the setting in which I see them. We have an entire thread of grade A porn. A lot of it I'm kinda numb to so I can get hard but it's not all that convincing. But if I go on the other threads and see jo_dile and atomicvixen and annahilton and becca and clementine and all the other dsf hotties either showing or talking about sex it's like instant fuckin steel. Because I'm not supposed to see their great tits or hear them talk about deepthroating or spanking.
So I can look at jo_dile and all of a sudden it's like I'm wider and longer and it's kind of a surprise like where the hell did that come from? I better find somewhere to put it.
I can't imagine what would happen if I saw her in a video, I'd probably lose consciousness.
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I saw some videos online this guy put together on techniques he used to gain 2 inches to his schlong. He would say stupid shit like, "try not to get a full erection." Wind hits my shit right I get a full erection. COME ON.
Not sure if they work or not, I had a hard time believing him b/c he was black and I thought all black men had big peckers.
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Had a friend once who got a prince albert piercing (not me I thought about it though(not his you sick fucks)) and he claimed to have gained an inch out of just getting a hoop through the head. don't know if I believe it, but you might want to try it.
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