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Old 05-25-2008, 04:30 PM
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share your experience how to enlarge penis & lengthen your ejeculation time
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Old 05-25-2008, 05:22 PM
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Sorry, tiny, it's all a scam.

I'm between 6 1/2 and 7 inches, so I really have no need for these products, but being in college I got bet some decent cash I wouldn't try them. I did, like five different brands, and they're all just a massive marketing ploy. The only way to do it is surgery, and even that only lengthens you when you don't have a woody.

As for shooting for a better time, it's like weight training... work up to it. It has been scientifically proven --no joke-- that the more you flog the dolphin the longer you last on average. Looks like you have some work to do... cozy up next to a tissue box or a comfy sock, turn on the Playboy channel and get to it.
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Old 06-05-2008, 04:52 PM
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Don't think you can length your penis size without plastic surgery.

For ejaculation time, if you mean stamina then just do a shit ton of Kegels everyday and you'll be set.

Also, if you really want to work at it grab a Fleshlight stamina training unit. It's basically a portable pussy with different ribbed internal and comes with a document on how to practice with it to achieve 'legendary' stamina.
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Old 06-05-2008, 06:32 PM
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There are some twisted fucks on this board. And I can't wait to see the psycho responses to this thread. Should be great.

I'm not feeling creative enough to come up with anything good though.

So I'll just be honest. Size depends on the hotness of the chick and the setting in which I see them. We have an entire thread of grade A porn. A lot of it I'm kinda numb to so I can get hard but it's not all that convincing. But if I go on the other threads and see jo_dile and atomicvixen and annahilton and becca and clementine and all the other dsf hotties either showing or talking about sex it's like instant fuckin steel. Because I'm not supposed to see their great tits or hear them talk about deepthroating or spanking.
So I can look at jo_dile and all of a sudden it's like I'm wider and longer and it's kind of a surprise like where the hell did that come from? I better find somewhere to put it.
I can't imagine what would happen if I saw her in a video, I'd probably lose consciousness.
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Old 06-05-2008, 08:49 PM
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Oh baby I can find a real nice place for you to put it. But you better hold on because its gonna get crazy.
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Old 06-05-2008, 09:12 PM
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miracle grow instead of gold bond?
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Old 06-05-2008, 10:40 PM
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I just got an email with a miracle erection enlarger in my email today.

Give me a bit, and I will see if Richard from Bone Lick has any more info for me.
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Old 06-11-2008, 03:39 PM
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I tend to find porn makes mine get bigger.
The results are never permanent though.
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Old 06-11-2008, 06:26 PM
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I saw some videos online this guy put together on techniques he used to gain 2 inches to his schlong. He would say stupid shit like, "try not to get a full erection." Wind hits my shit right I get a full erection. COME ON.

Not sure if they work or not, I had a hard time believing him b/c he was black and I thought all black men had big peckers.
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Old 06-23-2008, 04:09 AM
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Had a friend once who got a prince albert piercing (not me I thought about it though(not his you sick fucks)) and he claimed to have gained an inch out of just getting a hoop through the head. don't know if I believe it, but you might want to try it.
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