What is/was your favourite pick-up moment/line?

[Omaplata]

I've never been into pick up lines really. I always thought they were lame. I would usually just make a joke to start casual conversation and pick up a girl. I've found that if you can make a girl laugh, she'll let her guard down and you have a chance at hooking up no matter how ugly you are

[Thomas]

All you have to do is find a way to talk to them somehow...no pick up lines though.

There is a bar i go to that has a bunch of cool pinball games. There are always chicks playing them. Challenge one to a game or play pool. Anything to be able to get their competitiveness going. Gives you a chance to crack jokes and spit game without looking like your "gaming" her.

The key is confidence - not arrogance though. If you are confident you can even just "accidentally" bump into a girl and then turn that into a conversation.

It's really not hard stuff. The key is confidence (but not arrogance)

[ata033]

The one I've always used is

"Did you just fall from heaven? (pause) I can't remember the rest because you're hot and I wanna fuck your brains out."

Seriously though, pickup lines don't really work.

[strommsarnac]

My brother was in the military and at the base bar. This was a few months after his divorce from his slut wife was final. This woman walks up to him at the bar and ask "Can I buy you a drink?"

He says "I don't know. Do you swallow?"

She say "Yes I do."

He said "I'll have a Becks".

The next morning he called me and told me what happened. I said I don't believe you. He said hold on and next I know the woman is telling me it's the truth.

They married two years later. They're still together and have a daughter. Pretty funny. My mom comes up with so many different "they met" stories when asked. Never the same one. It's like she can't deal with the truth

[Moose_Thompson]

So when does the making out start?

[gallow737]

Some more funny pick up lines I just read while Stumbling that will never work...

It's not rape, it's forced pleasure

Do you know CPR, because I think we should fuck.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway

I once knew a squirrel named Marvin. God you're hot. Marvin is in Africa now.

If I ask you for sex, will you give me the same answer as the answer to this question?

I can make you feel like I've never had sex before...

I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.

I've just moved you to the top of my to do list.

Baby, did you fart? 'Cause you blow me away!

Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.

Your eyes remind me of diamonds, because diamonds are expensive, and so are eye replacements, and baby- you need eye replacements.

Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?

Im not telling you this because I want to impress you.. but I am Batman.

Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?

[amylikewhoa]

usually guys will just tell me im pretty or hot and i get uncomfortable and try to walk away.

i never hit on anyone bc im socially awkward. but back in the days when i used to have sex, i would just text a guy (normally someone i used to date or like or whatever) and just say wanna fuck. it usually worked.

[amylikewhoa]

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those lets fuck texts were only sent when i was wasted. i really dont like strange men talking to me at bars

[Candi Apples]

"Your place or mine" seems to work for me.

[DSF Guest 8]

your place or mine?