I had two Vodka Lemonades instead of one Vodka Lemonades today and I get really drunk off of one Vodka Lemonades so then I passed out and missed most of the day, but had a cool dream of buying an ugly cat that looked like a weird rat or something and a friend bought a cute kitten and I couldn't figure out why I would buy an ugly cat, but then I leveled up and earned the cat carrier so the thing stopped scratching me and then I wanted to call my husband and tell him to buy kitty litter and cat food, but I couldn't trust him to do it because he's a "Costco Guy" and he doesn't know how to shop at a normal grocery store and some guy in the store got mad at me cause I thought that, then I cut people in a socially distanced line.
It was a pretty cool day.
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Nah, yo. You have to get those 150 Lb. bags of food and litter. Applying some math laws for cereal that goes stale, bet those kibble bits taste like shit after a week and then you have to use it for 6 months.
Plus I can't lift 150 Lbs. I was all like how am I going to use this stuff when he's not home.
Then I woke up. I think that means, I'm woke. Yeah.
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