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#43
09-29-2008, 04:26 PM
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Airplane Quotes
Dr. Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land? Capt. Clarence Oveur: I can't tell. Dr. Rumack: You can tell me, I'm a doctor. Capt. Clarence Oveur: No, I mean, I'm just not sure. Dr. Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess? Capt. Clarence Oveur: Well, not for another two hours. Dr. Rumack: You can't take a guess "for another two hours"? Capt. Clarence Oveur: No, no, no, I mean we can't land for another two hours. Capt. Rex Kramer: Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked, in the head, by an iron boot? Of course you don't--no one does--that never happens Steve McCroskey: I want the best available man on this. A man who knows that plane inside and out. And, won't crack under pressure. Johnny: How 'bout Mr. Rogers? 
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#44
09-29-2008, 04:27 PM
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Army of Darkness
Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan; retails for about one hundred nine, ninety-five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-Mart!
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#46
09-29-2008, 10:24 PM
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#47
09-29-2008, 10:58 PM
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This about sums up all of us on this board...
Tyler- Oh I get it. It's very clever. narrator- Thank you. T- How's that workin' out for you? N- What? T- Being clever. N- Great. T- Keep it up then. Tyler Durden and the Narrator Fight Club And How can we forget these gems from Blazing Saddles... Where are all the white women at? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons. Excuse me while I whip this out
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DRINK TO THE DEAD ALL YOU STILL ALIVE WE SHALL JOIN THEM, IN GOOD TIME. SHOULD YOU GO CROSSING THAT SILVERY BROOK, IT'S BEST TO LEAP BEFORE YOU LOOK. Pog ma thoin!
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#48
09-29-2008, 11:14 PM
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"Being an intellectual creates a lot of questions,and no answers."
Quote by Janis Joplin.
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Enlighten me,please. Last edited by Candi Apples : 09-29-2008 at 11:14 PM. Reason: .
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#49
10-01-2008, 02:06 AM
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Just remember, if you don't look good, we don't look good. Nice outfit; now that the first time you look like a real... girl. - Sledge Hammer
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"I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!" 
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#50
10-01-2008, 03:25 PM
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Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. - Monty Python and The Holy Grail
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