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Old 06-05-2013, 10:37 AM
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jesus got drunk and molested me
  

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Old 06-05-2013, 10:40 AM
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Old 06-05-2013, 12:52 PM
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Today is the day of meet & greet solicitations.

Good grief.
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Old 06-05-2013, 01:15 PM
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Good grief! The comedian's a bear!
  

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hmm, does that mean you are meeting hookers?
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Old 06-05-2013, 01:38 PM
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No, it means they were trying to make me the hooker.

But I'm a Madam, so no deal.

That would be like a drug dealer that uses. You would never make money.
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Old 06-05-2013, 05:16 PM
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I don't get it.
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Old 06-06-2013, 06:52 AM
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Old 06-06-2013, 06:55 AM
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For the first part of my previous testimony, it would be helpful to know that Madams sell hookers instead of hooking themselves. Like that Heidi Fleiss chick.

The last sentence really didn't make sense with what I said above it, but I always liked that analogy.

Unless you want to analyze it further and suggest that I was using self deprecating humor to say that if I was a hooker, I wouldn't be a very good one and in affect not make much money, so I choose to sell others instead.

This is all purely hypothetical and of course MadamMeow would NEVER commit an unlawful act.
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Old 06-06-2013, 12:32 PM
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So you're hypothetically like Snoop Dogg?

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No, cause although all that is cool and fascinating and shit, I never let the bitches keep the money. That's for me.
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