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I suggest a thread listing the people, male and female, who please the eyes with their bodies buy shrivel the spine when they open their mouths.

The first on my list is porn star/actress/"intellectual" Sasha Grey.

Hot, hot, hot, and a rising star in fetish porn--right up my alley. What's the problem? Well, apparently she was introduced to rough sex when someone shoved his dick in her mouth to get her to stop talking about Jean-Luc Godard. See, she only does gang bangs and anal in between enjoying French New Wave films, reading War and Peace, and attempting to motivate her fan base to Google "Jean Paul Sartre."

"How many 18yo porn stars are existentialists?" she asks. The answer...zero, you pretentious slut.

But...she's super hot. Oh, Sasha Grey...you're the reason the ball gag was invented.





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You know what's truly annoying? Not proofreading thread titles before posting them.
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And no, it need not be a pron star. Anyone will do.
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