07-12-2010, 08:12 PM
DAE have friends that don't know when to shut the fuck up?
Cuz I do. Fuck you facebook.
07-12-2010, 09:24 PM
I can say Jap cuz I am a Jap! ...Jap jap jappity jap.lol
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i don't have any friends.
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07-12-2010, 11:23 PM
i live with my mom and have never seen a vagina
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The correct answer is...
07-12-2010, 11:28 PM
Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
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I have a soon to be ex-wife with that affliction.
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Joe TheSNaKe .
Breach my ringmeat weirdos.
Always THAT asshole
07-13-2010, 12:10 AM
i live with my mom and have never seen a vagina
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...but will she blow you first?
07-13-2010, 10:36 PM
Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
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Not since the ink dried on our marriage license. I hope she's blowing her boyfriend right now, stupid skank whore.
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Breach my ringmeat weirdos.
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07-15-2010, 12:09 AM
The price is wrong...BITCH!
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Yeah, but they're all women. Usually I just make a reference to them blowing me so I can enjoy the silence and they leave me alone for awhile.
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You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!
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07-21-2010, 04:13 AM
paris gave me herpes
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Lamentably...
09-02-2010, 01:50 PM
i did. he's dead. sometimes you just got to shut up.
09-06-2010, 09:48 AM
the burning and itching has stopped
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My roommate seems to think that every question I ask him should be replied to with a speech.
So last night I wrote on a piece of paper "Did you use the last of the ketchup" with a box for yes and no.
He checked yes and I nodded. then he asked "why the note?" I said "I didn't want to hear the history of the tomato."
He is now pissed at me.
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