12-05-2015, 03:41 PM
DON'T even think about reading
this book. It is full of lies! LIES I SAY!
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12-06-2015, 08:47 PM
The Master gives the gift of control. The slave gives the gift of submission.
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I like dick, a lot.
Joe 1961-2012 miss you buddy
12-06-2015, 10:07 PM
I'm in it to win it. alot.
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I'll write you a poem next year.
Maybe.
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this is the best news ever!
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I think the Sunnyside milf is far hotter than Heathyr.
12-07-2015, 01:49 AM
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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The season is here
Not Jesus or Santa Claus
Happy Birthday Brah
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12-07-2015, 01:50 PM
Bam Bam is hittin that!
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12-07-2015, 04:34 PM
You can find me hiding my face in bush, lady bush that is.
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Happy birthday Professor.
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Known for my hypnotic rhythms, driving basslines and memorable hooks.
12-08-2015, 07:29 PM
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Belated Birfday!
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"I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
12-04-2016, 04:52 PM
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Happy Burthday Godfather!
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"I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
12-04-2016, 05:55 PM
As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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Happy Birthday Godfather!!!
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
12-04-2016, 06:08 PM
All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.
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