01-01-2016, 03:20 AM
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
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Welcome to 2016
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Is this the END? ... or are we starting over?
01-01-2016, 10:42 AM
As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
01-01-2016, 12:16 PM
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Happy New Year! May it be better than the last!
assholes
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"I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
01-01-2016, 02:29 PM
After our final tests, this new destructive force will be available to those who can pay... and they will!
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Didn't see the movie, don't plan to see the movie, and I may be the only person in the effin' country to say that.
01-01-2016, 03:07 PM
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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Happy New Year people! Just 15 days till Heathry Hoffman day yee haa
01-01-2016, 03:34 PM
After our final tests, this new destructive force will be available to those who can pay... and they will!
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I thought it was Jan 5th
You know who isn't going to know when to pick another username and try to slink back in again.
01-01-2016, 08:11 PM
I'm in it to win it. alot.
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It just feels like 15 days till Heathyr Hoffman Day.
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01-01-2016, 08:19 PM
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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Shit I thought I had ten extra days to prepare. Fuck I don't know if 4 days will be enough time to prepare.
01-02-2016, 07:39 PM
Belated. Hope your hangovers have worn off by now.
01-03-2016, 01:22 PM
The future is unwritten, but I'm illustrating it now.
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What's the celebrated custom on Heatyr Hoffman Day? Do we still fixate on a woman with mediocre looks and then stalk her?
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I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
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