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not~ted · #21 02-16-2009, 12:06 PM

Whoa.

Ok, there may have been some bourbon involved in my initial post. Let's just say that I'm surprised it's as coherent as it turned out.

That said, don't get me wrong - I love porn! I love that it's free all over the internet! Way better than jerking off to the JC Penny's catalog, that is for sure.

crafty · #22 02-16-2009, 12:21 PM

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I'm with you on that one. I really hate it in a porn scene when it cuts to a five minute close up of cock pounding pussy. I'd really rather see the people's faces (well, the girls at least), if you can see that they're getting off on it it's really much hotter.

ms. cellany · #23 02-16-2009, 12:40 PM

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Ha, that would likely open up a whole other barrel of monkeys in what people don't like about porn.

jamandjelly · #24 02-16-2009, 03:48 PM

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Now my intrest is peeked. I like barrels full of monkeys

rdc2007 · #25 02-16-2009, 04:17 PM

Not to be a Word Nazi, but:

If your interest is peeked, it means your interests have died down and gone away. I think you meant that your interest was piqued, meaning you've got a stiffie thinking about it.

Back to your regularly scheduled thread.

ms. cellany · #26 02-16-2009, 04:51 PM

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One thing I love about good porn is its grammatical correctness.

rdc2007 · #27 02-16-2009, 05:45 PM

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Well, to be a word nazi to myself, peeked would mean you looked at it and peaked would mean you've lost interest. Gee, I owned myself.

What a dumbass.

Mr Handlebars · #28 02-16-2009, 07:01 PM

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thermos ..... as long as there are naked bodies of women in it, you like it.

I personally prefer realistic porn, stuff that happens everyday in a normal persons bedroom. However, there are times when it gets boring, so I do go shopping for the bizarre. Gonzo porn can be fun. I just never saw the need for degradation unless it was part of role playing.

What I really don't like is some of the new stuff like ATM and other unsafe sexual practices. I think it send the wrong message to the stupid and uninformed.

**~~DSF Guest 10~~** · #29 02-16-2009, 07:44 PM

i saw this girl slap a guy's dick on her tongue repeatedly.

what the fuck?

then in a few other videos, i saw the same move. That can't feel good, can it?

Also, I hate when in porn, the girl has this pained look on her face, like it's going in dry and he's the size of an elephant.

that pulls me right out of the mood.

Marko · #30 02-16-2009, 07:55 PM

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I edit adult films for a director that is all about the girls spitting and drooling everywhere. I think it's gross, but I've had to sit through hours of saliva drenched footage. My big turn off is a fake performance. I hate it when the girl tries to work it for the camera. Like the girls that think dirty talk is narrating what is happening at that very moment. I also hate when the girls over exaggerate how good it feels, or when they keep repeating the same things ("Oh my god" or "Oh yeah").
Facials, crossed arms, tit slapping, and anal are all fine by me. Facials are a more visually pleasing way to show the climax. Notice that in big tit flicks the guy usually cums on the tits. If the movie includes two minutes of the guy jacking off, then that's just bad editing. The crossed arm grab works. Try it next time you get some. Tit slapping is just like spanking. Try it next time you get some. Anal can be hot sometimes, but I've seen a lot of the accidents and messes it can cause. If done right, it can take a movie to the next level. That's my two cents.