You don't NEED a girlfriend, you WANT a girlfriend.
Try filling your life with activties you love, things you are good at and people that are fun...you'd be surprised how quickly that "need" melts away....
__________________ Not again you fucking assholes....
__________________ Lawyer: Peter, Sarah has decided to press sexual harrasssment charges against you.
Peter: Sarah...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump?
and, if your muslim.. you will get 40 brand new virgin girlfriends when you get to.. wherever the fuck muslim heaven is.. but beware.. after the first 10 clingy virgins want to take you to the heaven-mall.. to take pictures with you and meet her parents.. and start planning out your heaven-wedding.. you and your 10 new "meant to be's".. might make you think twice about the whole virgin thing..
And all in all.. girlfriends are very very over-rated.. you end up broke, and bored of the pussy.. waiting for her to goto sleep so you can come beat off to drunkenstepfather..
Let me assure you.. the joy you get from the shexi girls on this forum (especially the chosen ones) will be far more sustainable then the joy you get from a real girlfriend.. cause remember.. now you have to take care of two people's needs..
its all "Feed me.. and buy me a new purse" and "Why do I have to wear the pillowcase during sex" bullshit soooooo over-rated..
Get a fuck-buddy and goto your local bank and open a CD.. you'll be much happyer in the end.
When I was in college, I thought I wanted a girlfriend, but then when the oppourtunity arose, I realized I'm actually not that into vag. I'm all about the dick. Sometimes I have dirty lesbo thoughts, but they end there.
If you have some spare cash, you might want to consider hiring a maid and a hooker (the full set of teeth kind, not the dollar store variety.) The combination of the two usually squash any partnership longings.
Last edited by DSF Guest 9 : 06-18-2008 at 12:45 PM.
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