How come when my husband misses a signature required UPS package, he's able to rearrange delivery for the next day during a time period I'll be home, but when it happens to me, I have to go to a center and pick it up. Went through his same motions, but the option was unclickable for me.
Like they inspected the package and they just want to see who the heck ordered it for their amusement or some other type of shenanigans.
Bastards.
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TV tray? And now what are going to admit next, that you're still eating Swanson TV dinners in aluminum trays too?
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I like to watch The Wild, Wild West program from back in the '60's. My wife says, "You've watched that a dozen times, you know how it ends!" I tell her, "Yeah, I like to study their mistakes so the next time I'm kidnapped by an insane genius midget, I'll know exactly what to do."
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