Post the Truth of Who You Are & What You're About

[Frothy Afterbirth]

This is a thread to explain yourself. You could say it's another Introduction thread but this one delves a bit deeper. You don't have tell your entire life story and frankly I don't think anyone here will be interested to read it. But no it's more to express the general character of "you" beside the I like naked women, porn, beer, and baby lotion warming between my thighs. Anyone can read up on the most prolific posting members but no one really has the time to read up on every comment.

[TylerB]

My name is Tyler. I was born and raised in a French city called Sudbury in Northern Ontario, Canada. I moved to Southern Ontario when I was bit older, to the city I currently reside in, Peterborough. After high school, I joined the Canadian Forces, and after doing all the possible training without doing anything really dangerous, left. After that, I pissed around for about year with little jobs in retail, and bouncing at a strip club. I then got hired to drive a city bus, which is what I still do now. Sure it's not glamorous, but it pays great and is pretty fun. I like to drink, mostly rye or a good dry red wine. I like tattoos and piercings, I'm working on getting a sleeve done right now, as well as a bunch of others on my arms. I also have a few piercings. I drive a purple car.

I also muse about all sorts of nonsense on my tumblr.

[mydarlingclementine]

I'm Clementine , I'm 18 and I live in Leicestershire, UK. I'm finishing off my A-Levels and going off to Nottingham Uni next year to do German and Russian Combined. I work at an estate agents part time which is the best job ever. I don't do the internet in general - I don't have MySpace, Facebook etc, but I could procrastinate for hours on gossip/art sites. I'm pretty clever (well, book smart at least, I don't know about common sense), I love reading, love music, love to dance, love politics (I'm a Tory if it makes a difference, and proud ) .I love all music except hardcore hip-hop and stuff like that - I'm really into Radiohead and loads of the old Trojan reggae at the minute.

My plans for the future include fucking around for the next three years at university and doing the minimal amount of work, drinking as much as I can and dancing as much as I can. Then I'm planning on going to Russia, teaching for a while then coming back and being a housewife .

I guess you all know why I'm here - I love the sense of humour on here and I'm having great fun posting my pictures. I hope this is right?

Cx

[rev.stacks]

born and raised in DC. 5 months away from turning 30. have a rott at home. ordained minister and active member of both NORML and Mensa. huge hip hop head and major fan of stand up comedy. my degree is in marketing so most of my jobs have been in advertising sales. oh yeah, and since everyone else is mentioning it, yes i too have multiple tattoos and piercings

[Shasturbator]

First off...Frothy starts this thread and then tells nothing about himself? What's up with that?

I'm 30 with 3 kids, 1 boy, 2 girls. Had a great job as a GM of a Manufacturing/Distribution Center here in KY, the company was sold last year and in Jan they announced that they were shutting us down, as things started to slow down I was bored and started posting more, and MORE, and MORE. Well on my LAST DAMN DAY, they call me and tell me they want to keep it open for another couple of years, so I'm sitting in an office 8 hours a day with almost nothing to do, this site keeps me sane...

[maxbailey]

I'm John, I'm 34 and I live in Glasgow, Scotland with my girlfriend, my 17 month old daughter and my 2 dogs. I've lived in Glasgow all my life except for 5 years in the Air Force where I went as many places as possible. I'm currently working as a train driver in Central Scotland but I have done some pretty different jobs in my life (aftershave salesman, window cleaner, handyman for McD's and so on).

I like all music except bang bang bang dance music and really heavy hip-hop but my favourite would have to be Pink Floyd.

I like my tattoos and have one arm 'tribal' and various others here and there.

I'm also a major Celtic FC fan and got to as many games as I can.

http://www.celticfc.net/home.aspx

My future plans are not yet clear although lots of money and cars would be nice.

[SexyLion]

OK, I was born in New York, lived here pretty much my whole life expect for the few years in Israel. I did some college and military while there. Came home, finished college, went to law school, married a friend of a friend. Have four kids (8,6,2&2) and no hair or money!!!!

I love to read (go through a book a week) single malt scotch (presently have 20 opened bottles I am rotating through). I love AMERICAN football (Go Big Blue). I came here through the DS Main page while looking for something to do on a slow day and I seemed to stay...I do not share as much as I would like, but I try since I do not have a RS account, so what I share is my own personal stuff.

OH yea, I am a Trademark lawyer, do both US and International stuff. I sit at a computer all day, and I need something to keep my mind active, so thank you all...

[DAS]

Name's Mike, 35 yo, Turn ons... Females, all shapes and sizes, Turn offs... Mean People...lol. I have a wife I have been married to for 100+ years(ok, so maybe it just feels that way) I live in south Alabama near the beach, and I work 60 hours a week running a car dealership. I have a grown stepdaughter, so I too, am a drunken stepfather.

[ata033]

Cincinnati,OH

33 years old

Graduated from USC college, Pre-Pharmacy, then went to University of Illinois at Chicago for Pharmacy School; lived in Chicago for 5 years (loved it)

Pharmacist at one of the weirdest hospitals in the world today (hate my job)

living with my girlfriend and have another on the side

have 4 kids.....3 with my live-in gf (we have 3 daughters) and 1 with my other gf (we have a son)

don't wanna live in Cincinnati anymore (too boring).....wanna move back to Chicago

have 2 English Bulldogs (Milo and Molly) and a cat (Winston)

Play guitar and piano; decent at both, but not great.

Like to read.

[RvP]

My names Dan, im 24, and i left school at 16 and done computer studies at college, i passed with high marks and am considered pretty smart, but my problem is laziness, like if i was to make a typo typing this, i couldn't be arsed to go back and correct it, i was on course to play professional football / soccer but i injured my left knee and never recovered to the standard i was before so i just quit as i didn't want to to it half arsed, then i took up karting and came 3rd in the national championships but ran out of money (cost about £20,000 a year : )and couldn't take it further so that was the end of my sporting career,

then i went to work in a bank IT department, and got bored shitless with the type of cunts i had to work with, so i moved on to a service and maintenance company in the IT department, got bored of that and applied for a managerial position in the same company, and thats where i am now

im a bit of an animal love as i have imported piranhas from Peru and Venezuela to breed in the uk, i have had a couple of chameleons and ive got 2 dogs, 1 of which is getting very old and ill and soon will be checking in to hooch heaven

in the mean time i had 2 long term relationships over 2 years each and about 10 girlfriends in betwen, tried a few drugs, got wasted a lot and now im getting really into playing guitar and am considering making a band with a few buddies.

thats me