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Dude, here's what happened. It was a two month relationship, right? Ok, so basically, the chick just wasn't that into you. You were head over gaga over her, and either that scared her a little, or she just wasn't feeling the same. Maybe she was lonely, so she kept hanging out with you. Or maybe you paid for her meals. Oh, so three weeks ago you offered to pay her way to Cancun, so she can't pass that up. Or maybe she did want to go with you at the time. Anyway, at some point, she realized the two of you weren't right, but telling someone that is hard, so she waited. And waited. And waited, until she finally broke it to you. And when is the trip to cancun? At least she broke up with you before, and not right after you passed through customs.
Sorry dude, but it happens.
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If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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See this is why no more than $40 dates and to kick her to the curb if she doesn't put out on the 3rd date. Leikys 101 rules you idiots. LEARN!
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Heeyyyyyy there
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I thought it was more of a general hello to everyone but it was worth the try.
Continue on, I'll just go back crocheting new pairs of socks for the orphanage.
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