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Are we any closer to a million fucking yucks? Fuck this is stupid!
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10-16-2011, 10:05 PM
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Can anyone get me off this fucking rock? Please get me off this fucking rock, the heat is too fucking much. Not the crime, or the joblessness, or the stupid fucking shit the government is doing, no, the heat bothers me. Were it cold, I'd be sound as a fucking pound.
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10-16-2011, 10:08 PM
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could you imagine what it feels to be me; I haven't masturbated since forever, and it isn't because my computer can't go online in my room, or anything weird like that, it's because I want to remain chaste for my future wife. What the fuck is wrong with me?!?!
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10-16-2011, 10:12 PM
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I'm not thinking about masturbating or sex, at all, it's fucking creepy. I'm thinking introspective and shit. And fuck yeah, I did all the pre checks; in case I'm all Gayish, I looked at my saved Bailey Jay shit; no I'm not a The Gay. Maybe I'm into grey maids; I looked at my 75 year old anal and gilfs with young dudes, nope no grey maids. I even watched my saved BBW babes, white and black with all the butt cheese showing and gooey sweat pipping, and no, I feel naught fuck. I simply don't want to masturbate, or look at porn. And I'm thinking of how to adjust my mind to deal with having a wife, and treating her with love and admiration even if she hates me. Maybe I'm a secret sadist or some shit, dying to submit to a gals love.
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10-16-2011, 10:15 PM
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Maybe I'm so introspective, that I've become enlightened. Okay that's bullshit, maybe I'm just so jaded and fed up with looking at stupid shit, that I'm falling in love with the idea of just having an ordinary life with a mischievous bitchy woman. And lick her bum hole at her leisure.
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10-16-2011, 10:17 PM
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Yes, that's it; marry a bitchy venomous woman who only relents after I spend a few hours licking her bung-hole as she farts at her pleasure. hey, we all can dream can't we.
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10-16-2011, 10:19 PM
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Watched inside job today, and real steel, and yesterday I watched a movie called antichrist about a woman who cuts off her clit, but only after she bashes william dafoe's nuts with a brick, and jerks him off until he came blood. And I was more moved watching Inside Job and Real Steel (and this is my tenth plus time watching inside job, and real steel brought a tear to my eye).
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10-16-2011, 10:24 PM
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i'm still having headaches, so maybe I have an anneryuesm, but the doctors don't think so, thereofre I'm taking my pressure meds. But I long to weigh no more than 180.
Being a pointless chase in the dark is never easy, and it takes real practice to be as fucked up as I am. Well onto a million, yes?
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10-16-2011, 10:25 PM
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If some one gave me a million dollars what would I do?
Well, I'd move to Vancouver or Quebec, and savor the winters while trying to develop my craft of being a whatever the fuck it is I'm doing now.
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10-16-2011, 10:27 PM
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I'm as fascinating as Raw on USA, and as creative as Vince Mcmahon's boring ass stories.
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