DAE make up insults/swears

[Mrs. September]

When I get in the car I develop torrets & I keep making up new ones to keep it fresh & interesting.

Usually in pairs of words
dick face, ass face, cunt face
cunt flap
monkey fucker
cock bag, dick bag, dirt bag

sometimes I get excited & they get mangled
dick cunt
mothercunting hump
cock! .... cock
what the fuck! you ... fuck

Old stand bys
mother fucker
whore!
fucking slut

from comedians or movies
fuck! ass! - boondock saints
eat a bag of dicks - louis ck
what a bucket of cunts - jim norton
fuck your mother - 40 yo virgin
die in a fire - ... was just watching a lot of Rescue Me

I was saying fuck a lot & it sounded unladylike & NSFW, so I switched to Cock. Computer won't work, "cock!" Stub my toe, "cock!"

But they are all fairly similar & uncreative. It's just a lot of staccato consonants, Ks & Ts.

So what are your favorites? Do you just use the same ones, or make new ones? Are you trying to break yourself of a swearing habit maybe?