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Old 07-14-2008, 05:35 AM
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Default Best sex you've ever had

So what's the best sex you've ever had? Details, details. Was it the situation? A special occasion? The ambiance? Sheer numbers? Was it fear, excitement or love that made it good? Did you suddenly find yourself in the Playboy mansion surrounded by ready and willing bunnies? Was it that hot guy/girl you met backpacking that thrilled you with a night of passionate bliss? Was it a steamy affair with the boss' wife while he was working late one night at the office? Details, details...

For me it had to be when I split with my ex. We'd been together for almost seven years and we slowly started to drift. When we finally broke up there were a lot of tears and emotions. We both still really cared a lot for each other but we also recognized we were destined for different life paths. I guess you'd call it good bye sex. It was very intense, very emotional and we went for a long time. When all was said and done we fell asleep in each other's arms one last night. We're still friends today but I'll never forget that night. It's definitely one I won't forget.
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Old 07-14-2008, 11:41 AM
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Best sex I've ever had?

Probably on St. Patty's Day a few years ago, with my ex. We had both been drinking, smoked weed and salvia, and downed a couple of Adderalls. Not smart and not cool, but anyway, the mixture of all those things made us both incredibly horny and apparently turned him into the Energizer Bunny. We went at it non-stop for hours and hours, well into the morning. It was exhausting but well beyond satisfactory. Haha.
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Old 07-14-2008, 04:53 PM
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Hmmm... hard to say.

One that stands out is my last bf, he had just broken up with me a couple weeks earlier, but yet I was nice enough to go camping with him and help him out with his field research.

We got to the campsite when it was already dark, so we could see other folks around their campfires, but snagged a site kind of away from the other people. We were sitting on the picnic table in the dark, chatting, and he brought up the whole break up thing and got me crying. He stood up to hug me, one thing lead to another... I ended up bent over the picnic table, both of us with our pants around our ankles. It was super intense, I think from the combination of being outside, having to be quiet because of the people around us, and the crazy emotional trip we were going through.

We even woke up in the morning and went at it again in our tent- my first anal. But the night before really is burned in my memory, and apparently his as well... he mentions it to me every now and then.
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Old 07-14-2008, 07:36 PM
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Old 07-14-2008, 08:03 PM
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What can I say? I'm just easy like that.
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Old 07-14-2008, 11:27 PM
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wife and i were goin at it and txt'n a friend of mine while she was at home banging herself with a vibe. that was cool.
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Old 07-14-2008, 11:59 PM
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I've got a pic that Shasta sent, that will definitely make you cry (or scream), and yeah, I'll make sure there is a picnic table, or stump, or large rock, something.

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