08-07-2008, 09:46 AM
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
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There i fixed it
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Do tha stanky leg!!
08-07-2008, 10:29 AM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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good, now please stop PMing me asking if that turns me on too....it doesn't....
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I once had every vag on DSF dripping wet reading an erotic story I posted...
about a man and his horse
08-07-2008, 10:32 AM
kicked the fuck out
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Liar.
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08-07-2008, 02:23 PM
It's Karmageddon Bitches!
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Don't feel bad tats no women wants to be my GF either. :-(
O well FTW!
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08-07-2008, 02:27 PM
I can say Jap cuz I am a Jap! ...Jap jap jappity jap.lol
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come on you fucks! someone has got to be feeling charitable! hook me up! all the girls on the forum are too smart to fall for my begging and pleading!
(oh, and by gf, i mean a bootie call)
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08-07-2008, 02:35 PM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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you want me to let Jizz borrow the van to come pick you up?
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I once had every vag on DSF dripping wet reading an erotic story I posted...
about a man and his horse
08-07-2008, 03:00 PM
Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs?
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I've been thinking about this n2, really thinking, asking people what you should do and stuff and I've come up with a 2 point plan. You have to follow it to the letter if you want a girlfriend.
Here goes....
Are you ready?
1. Sell your fucking Mini.
2. See point 1
Easy, see?
08-07-2008, 06:50 PM
Moses is a nice guy.
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Um hey Candy, do you not read??? See my quote above yours to answer your question of who dug this up. Oh never mind, I will make it easier for you. I am guessing...and really it's just a guess here...that it might be say oh I dunno Satan??? Just a guess.
08-07-2008, 08:12 PM
the burning and itching has stopped
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Man, everyone has already said it.. GF is soooo over rated.. I had 4 once.. and I married each of them.. Not at once you understand..
got a good un now.. wouldn't trade her...
don't rush it, and for God's sake.. wear a condom.. even when fapping.. that way you will never put on a gooey sock..
08-08-2008, 12:05 AM
I can say Jap cuz I am a Jap! ...Jap jap jappity jap.lol
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you just want me for my mini
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