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Old 01-01-2015, 12:20 PM
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If that was supposed to be a line, it wouldn't work. From that I have a look on my face that screams.

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Old 01-01-2015, 12:47 PM
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Old 01-01-2015, 12:58 PM
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That was an explanation of the line - it's worked for me. It means, if you don't ask, you don't get. Why go through all the bullshit of coming up with a "line" that everybody knows sounds ridiculous. If she's going to fuck you, she'll fuck you despite a corny line, and if she's not going to fuck you, then no line in the world is going to help you. So just say what you mean, and cut to the chase.
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Old 01-01-2015, 01:05 PM
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Surprisingly no that would not work. Maybe at another time it might have although I wouldn't have given the shit.

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I figured, but was just checking.

And you're right, direct is always better.
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Old 01-01-2015, 01:50 PM
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Old 01-01-2015, 01:56 PM
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Yep, that would work...provided your next line wasn't "well I wasn't".
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Old 01-02-2015, 10:17 AM
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Old 01-02-2015, 01:02 PM
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That would do it to get me to do it.
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Old 01-02-2015, 03:31 PM
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Old 01-02-2015, 03:32 PM
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After having surprise double anal ( ), I've had enough anal to last a lifetime.

Seriously.

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