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Old 02-16-2008, 06:39 PM
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Default Why do you hide your identity?

Are you afraid that fag will come after you for not leaving Britney alone?

Are you investigating people who masturbate to celeb upskirts for the CIA?

Are you just really into luchador masks?

Are you afraid Perez is better looking than you?

Are you trying to hide from your wife how you spend your welfare check?
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Old 02-16-2008, 06:41 PM
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I doesn't really matter b/c I've discovered your true identity flannel man.




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Old 02-16-2008, 10:16 PM
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I hid the fact that I'm really fsmak's son because I don't want him to know that I'm trying to get him be a better daddy but since he shares his porn the only thing left is to figure out how to get all the porn myself!
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Old 02-19-2008, 03:18 PM
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because I don't want to get fired for checkin out the porn at work.....

I think that's a good enough reason
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Old 02-19-2008, 07:16 PM
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This was meant more for Jesus hiding his face in the Maxim spread. I know why us forum goers hide our identity. Shame.
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Old 02-22-2008, 02:04 PM
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found him (and his wife)
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Old 03-01-2008, 04:03 AM
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I am not a public figure - i just write a website - I don't know how many people read maxim, but the last thing I need is for people to focus on my mangled face and take away from my posts...

If I write about a celeb being fat, ugly or whatever, people will just be like "look in the mirror you fat ugly fuck" and mean it. This way they won't

I am also pretty paranoid and don't want to get shot, because internet is public and I have no idea who is reading this shit....

Perez isn't better lookin' than anyone - but when i make perez money - and can afford security and shit, i'll be more inclined to show my identity.

If another magazine approaches me - I am getting a hot chick to pretend to be me - I'll throw ppl off and give you something to jerk off to.
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Old 03-01-2008, 10:25 AM
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Old 04-28-2008, 12:27 PM
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Ah ha!!! Could this be Jesus?
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