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Old 03-21-2012, 09:36 AM
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Old 03-21-2012, 09:11 PM
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God I wish she would just show the goods already. I know it's close enough and she never will, but a man can dream can't he?
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Old 03-21-2012, 09:58 PM
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I'm guessing she must be REALLY self conscious about her nipples. Or...then again, maybe she doesn't have nipples at all.
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Old 03-22-2012, 12:53 AM
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Just another Denise Milani. And I agree with you, MM. you can tell in some photos of Denise Milani that she has googly nips, wouldn't shock me if Carver has some shitty post-op Shauna Sand quality nerps
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Old 03-22-2012, 06:52 AM
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I wish I knew gif making. I want to put googly eyeballs over her hands and watch them spin. Lol.
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My guess is that she can still feel good about herself by not doing "harder" stuff and can still make a butt-load of cash by not going fully nude. Dumbasses still pay money to be a member of her site and wierdos shell out money for her used outfits and bras and she doesn't have to ever give up the goods.

Sucks though.
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Old 03-23-2012, 06:49 AM
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I think I could fit inside one of her boobs. I'm petite.
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Maybe she has "Next Door Nikki Knockers."
Made for sucking, not staring.
Nikki looks like she has 2 different girls' boobs.
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Moooooo! I should marry that girl, I go through a half gallon of milk every day.
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That makes sense too. With all these conspiracies, I'm going to be enraged until someone finds out for sure. She's a tease. :

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Lmao, I don't even want to think about what those would look like deflated waiting for a refill. Lol.
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