02-09-2018, 07:49 PM
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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Fuck them if it is an IP ban use TOR browser. Nobody puts baby in the corner
02-12-2018, 11:18 AM
As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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Watching TV this weekend, a commercial comes on for Peyronie's disease. I mentioned to the wife now they got a pharma commercial for bent dicks. She answers that some women prefer that. That sometimes it bends to the left, or to the right, or even bends down instead of up.
We are about to have an entirely different conversation.....
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02-12-2018, 12:05 PM
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^^^ Ummm...I've yet to meet these women...And oh dear, but surely you weren't her first I imagine.
From my experience there is a correct way it could bend, but it never goes that way. And when it doesn't go that way. It doesn't work.
Buy yay now there's a pill! Possible side effects are only chronic diarrhea, AIDS, diabetes, blindess and sometimes even death!
totally made that up without research lol.
02-12-2018, 07:34 PM
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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She just wishes yours was long enough to have a bend
02-13-2018, 01:48 PM
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(sigh) Me fuckin' too.
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02-14-2018, 09:51 PM
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
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That's going to leave a mark.
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02-15-2018, 04:41 AM
After our final tests, this new destructive force will be available to those who can pay... and they will!
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I like how that commercial goes out of it's way to point out that those are only actors, not real sufferers of Peyronie's
So don't run away girls, these guys are totally okay
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I'm serious. Not even trolling. First I've seen that name...
02-15-2018, 10:44 AM
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Finally Ash Wednesday is over, or as I call it, no facial Wednesday.
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02-16-2018, 10:01 PM
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I was going to masturbate but I gave myself whiskey dick.
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02-22-2018, 05:50 PM
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I just did something around here that I hadn't done in years!
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