DAE have sex with roadkill?
Sometimes I see a dead skunk, or opposum in the road, and think to myself "Man, that skunk has a nice ass." If its dark and secluded, i will just pull over and fuck the hell out of it right there. If I cant do it there, i will usually pick it up and bring it home. This all started when i was younger and found a dead monkey in the woods. At least I think it was a monkey. Anyhoo, I had sex with that thing constantly for about 3 days, and then it just disappeared. Since then, I estimate that I have fucked at least 200 dead animals. Anyone else?
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