100 Questions With MadamMeow

[josehl]

^^^ WOOHOO! I'm not the only one who jacks it to C-SPAN! Jan Schakowski is hot!

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If that was meant for me, then



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If that was meant for Magnusrex then, Lol.

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Ricky, I splained it further down. I got trained one night. Like a one after another group thing.

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Did I miss the explanation?

[Magnusrex]

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ORGY!!!!!!

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I never got to have a real orgy.

I'm not on drugs anymore, I don't think I want one unless it was a ton of chicks and my boyfriend, but that'll never happen. Even if one of us wins the lottery, he won't pay for sex or porn. I've offered that before. Lol.

[Mrs. September]

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1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation? Depends on the day, ... wooo starting off strong.

2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated. 1. neck meets shoulder, 2. back of the throat, 3. running one finger along the pussy, just barely, 4. asshole, 5. when he holds onto hips from behind

3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated? N/A

4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals? Almost from nipples sometimes, & possibly from ass, but there was probably clit involved there


5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation? Yes.

6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt? Sneak up on it at first, but then rub it into the ground by the end. I also like it cupped with the finger, so that the center of the clit if right in the 1st knuckle area/crease of my middle finger. So specific.


7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot? Yes, it is nice.

8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated? I don't have kungFu grip & I'm always afraid I'm going to stab myself in my own eye. Because I get up all close & interested.

9. Do you like having your balls touched? N/A. But He usually says Ouch.

10. Do you like having your nipples touched? Yes, flicked, pinched, pulled, bit.

11. Do you like having your anus touched? Yes. I go limp & everything just shuts in on my for a second, nothing else is going on except ... buuuutttt.

12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)? Unclear. I don't think all the knuckles cleared the hurdle.

13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)? Yes, except I can't get into hair pulling. I like the idea, then I'm actually afraid of all my hair just falling out, And it really takes me out of the moment.

14. Do you have any kinks? I don't know what counts.

15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella? Hmmmm, probably not so much. But I'm open to some suggestion. Except: Masks (whole face) are gross & I don't like being restrained.

16. Do you pee in the shower? I think of it, but haven't in awhile.

17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower? Yes, sometimes, if it outweighs the fear of falling on my face.


18. Have you had sex in the shower? I think so, but again, the falling.

19. Do you like being naked? Somewhat, mostly it feels cold & susceptible to wounding.

20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked? Sometimes, but don't like it too much. Pussy feels all wet & cold when I wake up.

21. Have you ever skinny dipped? No, I don't think so. Oooh, have to do that.


22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude? .... that's a good question.


23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity? No

24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)? Except for trying to hide extra tats & nipple piercings, ok.

25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts? Like doing taxes? Sure I guess.

26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)? No, no locker rooms.

27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom? It'd be fun once, maybe, & then it'd just be not fun.

28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online? No. I guess closest is boobs on internet.

29. How many sexual partners have you had? ,,, Over 20? I mean to count & then I get all distracted going down memory lane & then never finish.

30. How often do you masturbate? Inconsistent.

31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it? 18, it was right around the same time as sex. I never figured it out on my own. Although I do remember liking to rub my butthole on the bed at like 16. But I just thought it was "itchy"


32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)? Laying on back. I haven't taken the time to break in any more.

33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc. Get set up, get started, finish.

34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)? Porn for awhile. Smutty books are hard to hold (& some of the stuff in that one book is just weird.) Right now I've been using imagination. Mostly it's been imagining myself talking about it Out Loud. Because I get stage fright & I have to work thru that.


35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore? A sore wrist or a hand cramp certainly. Usually don't bother to come enough times in a row, to make a sore pussy, but it has been too tired to come, yes.

36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals? "I've read about these in books"

37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend? No, not outright. But since I grew breasts, I've looked down everyone else's shirt. Just to see.

38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear? bikini

39. Do you ever go commando? Did it for awhile, but it just feels unfinished & floppy.

40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep? Don't think so

41. How big is your penis? N/A
42. Does your penis curve at all? His does.
43. Which testicle hangs lower? Do they wobble to & fro, do your. ears. hang. low.

44. How big are your breasts? 40 D

45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven? Long, it was a little unusual the first time someone mentioned. I thought, "ok, so what am I supposed to do about it" ... he was already down there. Are we going to stop & have chat about it. It was nice of him to let me know?

46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris? Medium? Not small

47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it? Eeegads! No! (female)

48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care? Never met one. I'd like to, maybe just to compare. That & a Prince Albert.

49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts? I like my boobs, but other people's asses.

50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way? Attractive, weird & gross. But mostly attractive, & weird, good weird.

51. Do you like the way your genitals look? Sure, because it's mine.

52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup? I'd like to try

53. Do you like your butt? It's getting better, but it follows me around so I like it.

54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)? trim, shave the sides.

55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair? Not really, but less is more.

56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed? That was fun to learn, I never figured it had to be managed like that., such trouble penes are. (New word use!!)


57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people? I don't but I might, & I'd like to see on others, just because.

58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm? I remember trying to time it, but forget now. 3-5 min?

59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating? Tried a few times, or if it happens now, it's because I can't focus.

60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session? Hour or something, I don't know. Never did one of those all day in bed marathons. Although that sounds nice.

61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)? 7-10? I lost count. Or rather, couldn't count.

62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric? Probably depends how long it has been. If a long time, then the more radiating, full body. And by long time, like a week.

63. Spit or swallow? Whatever

64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble? hehe

65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on? Hot, & like literally hot, the temperature And the visual are fun.

66. Do you "squirt?" No. I've read about it, but can't make it happen yet.

67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral? No

68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.? No. Not to a finish, just a little boob in the middle of some foreplay.

69. Have you ever had sex in a public place? I think so. OH! Yes, wait. It totally was public.

70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you? Yes, besides hotels.

71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you? Yes

72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in? All 4, it's an apartment. Not the garage though. Hmmm....


73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated? Masturbated, Driving. Sex, ... on a hammock? Oh the mosquito bites. A picnic table. Basement/office of what used to be a church.

74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross? No, don't think so

75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex? There was awhile, yes. Now trying to keep it in, for the neighbors. I definitely prefer "my god he's killing her in there" though.

76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex? Yes, that goes with the public question. They drove right down the driveway, right at us, pointing & laughing.

77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)? Sure. Kind of had, would again, I guess.


78. Do you own any sex toys? Yes. But only just recently, when husband came into the picture.

79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy? Nothing good, nothing actually worked

80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)? Depends on what else is going on, I'm not particular about it being "as good," just keep it moving

81. What are your favorite positions? On back, ass up head lower; standing, ass up head down. Used to be able to use the arm of the couch, but it is different now.

82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience? Hmmm...

83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner? N/A

84. Have you ever had any genital injuries? Yes, once He popped a blood vessle. I thought it was period at the time, but it wasn't. Thru all those bed sheets out, down comforter and all.

85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection? No

86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)? Yes

87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up? No ("If you lack a penis," lol)

88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there? It's hot pink & ruffly.

89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement? It's good, but could always be better?

90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)? Yes

91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam? No

92. Have you have phone sex? Not really

93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do. 1. show it to people, 2. pee standing would have to happen eventually, 3. try to get girls to touch it, 4. stand in the wind & just admire it, 5. play with it on my own

94. What's something you like about your body? It's proportional, I have long legs

95. What's something you dislike about your body? High waisted, pants can be funny looking.

96. What body parts do you find the sexiest? Hips on women, butts & legs on men. Nice teeth, broad shoulders, easy smiles.

97. What was your most recent sexual thought? Should I write sexual fantasies in the Anniversary card instead of gay, love crap?


98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.? I like to grab my boobs whenever someone says boobs. Right there, I just grabbed some boobs.

99. When was the last time you touched your genitals? Shaved yesterday, wiped it today, & sexually ... maybe Sunday

100. Do you often imagine people naked? No, not really.
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