05-16-2009, 02:07 PM
i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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So my mother calls me yesterday...
So she calls me and is all excited. (Shes only 45 and listens to some pretty good music.) So the conversation goes like this:
Ma: "AJ you would never guess what the local radio station is giving away tickets to!"
So I humor her as she sounds pretty damn buzzed.
Me: "Who"
Her: "Chickenfoot is playing a sold out show in Boston"
Me: "Ma, who the fuck is Chickenfoot?"
Her: "It's Sammy Hagar, Michael Anthony and..... Click"
Ok so I had no idea who this was so I Wikipedia it and find out its Sammy, Micheal, Joe Satriani, and Chad Smith from RHCP. WTF is this Supergroup? I listened to their single and its fucking horrible. I mean, God, what where they thinking. I've seen Satch and the Chili Peppers live before but that red rocker sonofabitch has to make this the most retarded thing i've ever heard. That's it. Just wanted to vent on how much I hate Sammy Hagar
05-16-2009, 02:09 PM
I'm no alien, but I am illegal in 50 states.
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Is your mother hot?
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05-16-2009, 02:11 PM
i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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I should known that mentioning my mother would've opened up a can of worms
05-16-2009, 02:12 PM
I'm no alien, but I am illegal in 50 states.
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Maybe she'd like to post some nudie pics?
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05-16-2009, 02:14 PM
i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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I dont think you'd like to see a Celine Dion/Axl Rose/ Hippo love child
05-16-2009, 02:16 PM
I'm no alien, but I am illegal in 50 states.
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I'll be the judge of that.
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05-16-2009, 02:19 PM
I know my behavior can be... *erratic* sometimes
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05-16-2009, 02:22 PM
i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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05-16-2009, 02:24 PM
I'm no alien, but I am illegal in 50 states.
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I'd do'er.
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05-18-2009, 03:43 PM
cmetz: (v) - To not just fuck shit up, but fuck it into oblivion!
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